Thursday, 21 July 2011

I Hate Rugs!!!


Ok this rug here isn't really my rug, but the fact of the matter still stands!
I FUCKING HATE WITH ALL MY MIGHT  - RUGS!!!!!!!!

Honestly the person that invented the rug should be taken into a dark ally and then gunned down by a army of storm troopers! they were seriously the worst thing ever invented in this whole world.
Why do i hate rugs?
The answer to that question lies in the fact that i have a Siberian Husky who is techincally a massive big ball of fur and where does that fur go? you guessed it!!! on the fricken RUG! 
With the rest of our house being wooden floors i can pretty much get around the house with a hoover in about 15/20minutes without breaking a sweat about, but when i enter the livingroom and make a start on that damn rug! I swear it takes me nearly 45 minutes just to get it clean!

And when i've finished? well i might aswell have been doing a 30,000 mile marathon because im sweating like i just have!

So in conclusion i hate rugs, i think we should all get as many rugs as we possibly can together and meet up in a nice big field and burn them all!

Remember people, Hoover + Rugs + Siberian Husky = BAD!

2 comments:

Laken said...

Put it this way you won't have to do any exercise as you covered it when cleaning the rug lol so don't need to do any more.
What you could do it train Kaiser to do it himself like in the movie 'Meet The Parents' as the guy trains the cat to use the toilet and clean up after it lol.

Ben said...

Now there is a idea! Siberian Husky hoovering mmmm... /ponders.