There is one quote from a classic Simpson's episode that i just loved from the minute i heard it and actually replayed it a few times just to keep the hysterical laughter going, so what is it you might say well it was a quote from Homer Simpson:
"No TV and No Beer make Homer something something!"
It's just absolutly brilliant, personally i would have to change it to be something like:
"No Computer and No Tea make Ben something something!"
But you get the general idea :)
Total classic Homer! so thats my quote for you, the one that still when i see that episode today makes me chuckle away to myself!