Wednesday, 17 August 2011

League Of Legends

Today has been one of those days, you know the ones where you can't be arsed doing anything but messing around online? well that's the type of day i've had. While i was in a raid on Sunday with my guildies, a few of them who i used to play this game with was going on about playing it again, and i decided that i would re-download it and give it another whirl.

I used to love playing it before the release of World Of Warcraft - Cataclysm, in fact i spent nearly everyday all day hooked on it.

For people who have no idea what the game actually is it's basically a free online objective based PvP game, so basically you have a team of 3 or a team of 5 depending on what you want to play and you go head to head against each other, but they have towers on each side of the map and things called minions, so your objective is to level up by farming minions and killing the enemy team players while trying to take down their towers all the way to their base, now in their base they have a big object called "The Nexus" so the main objective is to get all the way to their base and destroy this in order to win.

So that is basically the whole game wrapped in a nutshell, farm minions while trying not to die at the hands of the enemy and destroy their towers all the way to the nexus.

However today was one of those days where i just truly and utterly sucked donkeys gonads, i could not do anything right and was constantly being handed my ass on a plate by the enemy, normally i wouldn't really care you know people have off days and if you have not played a game in a while you can suck right at the beginning, i mean jesus i used to suck so bad when my friend Kaeshan got me into it, but you know what makes it worse?

People! Yes you heard me fucking people! they irritate the bloody shit out of me, sorry for my foul mouth, i normally try and not swear during posts, but these people annoy me to the bone, i don't know what it was today but for some reason myself & Kaeshan got grouped up with French people in nearly every game, and personally i hate the damn French, as my friend Kaeshan would say "They're only good for one thing, running away!".
But i have to say they are the most arrogant, egotistical douchebags i have ever come across, they played as shit as i was, but instead of trying to sort things out and work together, YES LADIES AND GENTLEMAN LEAGUE OF LEGENDS IS A TEAM GAME! but instead of that, they find it more productive to throw obscenities instead, i mean is that really bloody productive? if you were playing a game and every 3seconds someone was shouting at you "YOUR FUCKING SHIT" would you want to actually play the game and help these people? of course you wouldn't.

So pretty much my day has consisted of playing a game and listening to French assholes throw words at me that half the time they couldn't even fucking spell!!!!!!

Anyways that is enough ranting from me today, but i had to get it out their. If you see a French person walking by you, do me a favour and trip the douchebag up and kick him in his head!.

Oh yea and if your interested in trying this game out you can find it >HERE< as i said its free to play so you don't need to worry about it :)

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